Isreal will get along with its neighbours….really. Get along peacefully….

Ezekiel 28:26-24 predicts that Israel will live in peace with its neighbors:

No longer will the people of Israel have malicious neighbors who are painful briers and sharp thorns. Then they will know that I am the Sovereign LORD. This is what the Sovereign LORD says: When I gather the people of Israel from the nations where they have been scattered, I will show myself holy among them in the sight of the nations. Then they will live in their own land, which I gave to my servant Jacob. They will live there in safety and will build houses and plant vineyards; they will live in safety when I inflict punishment on all their neighbors who maligned them. Then they will know that I am the LORD their God. (NIV)

And by neighbours we mean Syria, Jordan, Lebanon, Egypt. Egypt, you know they had that 6 day war with them, but that was a total misunderstanding. Really it was.

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Isrealites will always kick ass…..wait, huh?

In Exodus 23:27 God tells Moses that he will defeat every enemy he encounters:

I will send my terror ahead of you and throw into confusion every nation you encounter. I will make all your enemies turn their backs and run. (NIV)

However, history indicates many defeats suffered by the Israelites. Note that most believers will pull logical fallacy¬†and claim that the defeats happened only at times when the Israelites weren’t pious enough.

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Tweets that might scare you…

A few tweets from one or two of the official Vineyard Cult twitter accounts. Listen now for God’s word to speak to you. Really.

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Gideon got around….kinda like Wilt

Judges Chapter 8 verses 30 to 31

Gideon had many wives, and even his own concubine. Sounds a little too much like King David.

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Dinah was Raped

Genesis Chapter 34 verses 1 to 2

I guess that means by proper OT law, Secham payed her father the 50 minas of silver, and he married her, the rapist married the rapee.

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Thats one Kinky Lot…..

Genesis Chapter 19 Versus 30 to 30.

Lot’s daughters have sexual intercourse with him while he is drunk and both become pregnant by their father.

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Daniel Goulet, Your an idiot.

So poor Daniel, on his twitter account (seen better here as he tweeted it to one of the vineyard church twitter accounts (http://twitter.com/#!/vineyardchurch) , on Jun 12 — About halfway down), Tweeted this —

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